5 Laws to catch a tiger...
- Newton's Law: Allow the tiger to catch you and then catch the tiger.
- Einstein's Law: Make tiger run too fast to tired, then catch the tiger.
- Bush's Law: Draw a mouse and start a media campaign that it is tiger.
- International Terrorist (Israel)'s Law: Make tiger starve unless it fells senseless. Now catch the tiger.
- Reman Malik's Law: Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts to be tiger.
